Welcome to prison

I went with some friends to Alcatraz ER in Shibuya today, which was a lot of fun. It’s a hospital/prison themed restaurant. They seemed to get their themes confused a lot, though. But anyway, as we went in, in order to open the front entrance, you had to press what blood type you were on this button panel and the door would open. Then this nurse came up to us and was like “What is your sickness?” I was just kind of “uhhh…cough.” Then she asked a bunch of other questions, and took us to our “table.” It was really just a small, cramped dungeon cave. Mad uncomfortable. The “napkins” were toilet paper. And to call the waitress you had to rattle your cage with a stick. They took our shoes away as collateral. The food was pretty interesting. I got a nice meal with a cock-banana drink (shaped like a dick). A friend, upon being given her drink, was also handed a large dildo. She was like “….thanks…” but then the waiter demonstrated that she was supposed to crush the bits in her drink with it. It was pretty hilarious. He seemed kind of embarrassed, probably because we were foreigners and laughing our heads off. Then later, all the lights went off abruptly, and this ominous announcer came on, and then so did the Mission Impossible theme. Then there was a prison break and these deluded guys in ski masks started harassing the customers. This one really freaky guy who we could hardly see because it was so dark, ran past our cage, then stopped and looked in. Then he began to open the door, but Ali was screaming her head off and trying to get it closed. Finally he got it open and he went over and pretty much just posed with her while she was screaming. It was actually pretty creepy. Then we saw a bunch of the crazy ski mask guys go into one of the customer’s cages and grabbed a random guy and put him in the center of the hall. They proceeded to cover his face and do CPR, injected something into his ass, and eventually they got around to pulling his pants down and burning off his pubic hair with a lighter. At this point I was kind of WTF. I would have bitch smacked them if they had tried to burn off my pubic hair, but this Japanese guy was just taking it. Maybe they gave him a discount or something for taking all the abuse.